Patience (noun): Trying for 20 minutes to get a wifi connection in a hotel lobby… and finally succeeding
At dinner tonight, an Italian waiter tried to flirt with me by giving me a packet of Nutella and saying, “For you.” He knows what he’s doing.
I just had to give away my cat, and now my dog died today. What is this?!
Seriously, I’m never getting another pet. You get attached to them, then they die. Or you can’t keep them any longer.
We happened upon this beautiful church accidentally. Turn up your sound when you watch.
Finding a plug at the O’Hare Armpit is like finding a pot of gold.